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I went through Taco Bell’s twitter feed, and this actually happened. Oh my god haha

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fuckyeahdementia:

Name ten things that aren’t Skrillex

Oh my god

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thinkofescape:

sometimes i find myself worrying that my inferiority complex might not be as bad as everybody else’s.

What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? 

Luke warm.

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my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.” 

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I actually laughed out loud.

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pickup lines for old people 

• old man: hey baby you better call life alert cuz i've fallen for you and i can't get up

the-great-gaby:

werewolfery:

kanye trying to process the fact that he is not jesus

jesus trying to process the fact that he is not kanye.

Jesus Christ and Kanye trying to decide who will rise on Easter Sunday 

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